This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.
Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.
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The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death
The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death
Person 1: "Hey remember about Tim Lopes?"
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."
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While watching a scary movie, Chase let one rip under the blanket. Chase let it sit in the Midwest microwave and during a jump scare unleashed a terror into the room that caused his friends to puke.
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Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?
Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.
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Get the use the microwave mug.What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
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