Maya is an entrancing name, but Maya Baruch is the best person you will ever meet. If you ever find yourself crossing paths with Maya Baruch, my my how lucky are you. The all knowing, hilarious, and fearless Maya deserves a noble prize for simply existing. At this point we should just give all our money to her. Why do we even have other religions? We should all just worship our god, Maya Baruch. <3
by ᕕ( シ )ᕗ June 21, 2021

by Mr meoff February 27, 2022

Honestly the devil. She is always so annoying and rude! She’s selfish and hogs everything. She looks like a monkey and smells like one too :) she’s got a big 6 head but nothing in it, sadly. Her face is all wonky and she’s built like a door. Her hair is really dry and frizzy and always messed up! She has failed every class this semester and never helps in a group project (or in general even) her art looks like a trash bag full of rotten tomatoes and smushed bananas with a little pinch of sriracha sauce. And although after all the things I have said she is still my best friend (surprisingly) and also TBH she’s not all that bad.
Person: ugh I hate Maya even if she’s still my best friend
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
Other person: yea I hate her but sadly she’s not my best friends
Person: ha loser
by Ariyellow February 20, 2022

by ranboo our beloved October 9, 2021

Maya is the type of person to always look out for you. She's kind and funny and smart, but when you get to know her, she's always the sweetest most caring person you could ever know. She's loyal, and will always be touchy with you, and will want to hang out with you all the time. She has low-self esteem but hides it for the sake of her friends and family. She's a try-hard, and a perfectionist, and she only has eyes for one brunette. ..... She will always look out for you, and if you have a Maya, be sure to take care of her.
by lapapayita March 18, 2025

If you happen upon a Maya don't keep your distance because they are highly social and if you ignore them they WILL take that personally and stress out about whatever they believe they have done wrong. Mayas typically travel in packs and are theater kids.
by Emma Brownson May 6, 2023

kind hearted person who is extremely hardworking and ambitious, she will never give up on anything. She is one of the most loyal friends you will ever have. She will never let you win an argument even if you are right, she is very competitive but also knows how to lose and congratulate others for their successes. She is also very sensitive and will tend to put others needs before her own, Maya might realise this and try to stop having others take her for granted. She might seem mean at first but once you get to know her she will be the sweetest person ever. Also she will be rich later in life!!! In punjabi (an indian language), Maya means illusion, and in some dialects of arabic it means water.
by fatLolo2019 April 30, 2021
