Maria Markkanen

Finnish high school professor in philosofy and religion. Very hated figure amongs the finnish people. She is very racist and cannot write properly. But she does know alot about philosofy.

She very often gives her students various ridiculous tasks that are way too hard. If you hand in your work one minute too late you have to take the whole course again from the start.

She is also considered very racist against boys.

She has nothing to do with Lauri Markkanen.
god damn i have Maria Markkanen's class again

yeah i hate that shit
by kivekset November 17, 2022
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Maria-Florence

Maria-Florence is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.😎🕺
Guy 1: Wow this person is a wonderful woman. She has a great sense of humor and an amazing cat. Will gladly watch the office with you. Is a cool wife. Already married to Marcus Wilby though. Is a great public for padre jokes. She's the definition of swag.

Guy 2: Wow! She must be a Maria-Florence😃
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Trevor & Maria

Trevor & Maria have such a cute ass friendship.
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maria isela

One of the most beautiful women you'll ever meet. If you ever meet her, you'll always want to be friends. Hardworkers,will set mind to anything and so intelligent! Never stab them in the back or they will do what ever it takes to come back above you even more. May go through hell in life but always moving forward.
Person1:"Who is that?!"
Person2:"Maria Isela, who else could that be?'
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Maria's Shadow

'Maria's Shadow' is the brown shadow around the female butthole.
That chick's G- thang be so far up her ass you can see 'Maria's Shadow.' Clearly she ain't bleaching that.
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tense maria

The term used for someone who is cranky after he / she has been dealing with money
"Stop man!" "Wow were you dealing with money? What a tense maria
by eman9921 March 29, 2011
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maria laura

She is the most beautiful girl that you’ll ever seen, if you don’t know any Maria Laura she’s probably de girl you see on the street and think “Oh my God She’s so pretty, i wish i knew her name”
“Have you seen that girl, she is so beautiful”
Yeah I know, everybody talks about her”
“Do you know her?”
“Yeah, her name is Maria Laura
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