by dickhead loser April 16, 2020
Get the dickhead losermug. Fucktard Loser is a narcissistic cyberwhore in constant need of adoration, likability and sex. He’s the funniest most charismatic guy at a party or bar.
A Fucktard Loser believes he is “king of the world”, that the world owes him, and fascinated solely with himself and his dick, like a Trump, ie. The Cheeto. Hobbies include himself, other people’s money, mooching, sex, porn, strip clubs, competition level alcohol consumption, watching sports or cooking shows, and trying to convince his Girl into doing a threesome. Often not employed, he’s an epic con artist with good looks, hypnotic charm, epically honed manipulative tactics, and is competition level 10 skilled liar.
Fucktard Loser is usually supported by their Girl. They do jack shit around the house. Have no qualms about jacking off in bed participating in a Skype cybersext with a nude troll he snatched off Plenty of Fucks. While his girl is sleeping right next to him then wakes up and catches him.
A Fucktard Loser is a manwhore addicted to cyberporn, sexting and prone to hookups with Plenty of Fucks skanks, such as a five minute blowjob in the parking lot where the cyberskank works, during her lunch break. He believes in “honesty”, tells his girlfriend, and says it’s all okay because he was honest. Guilt has no meaning for Fucktard Loser.
Fucktard Loser guy will have no job no phone no money and often also is a Lovesick Alcoholic.
A Fucktard Loser believes he is “king of the world”, that the world owes him, and fascinated solely with himself and his dick, like a Trump, ie. The Cheeto. Hobbies include himself, other people’s money, mooching, sex, porn, strip clubs, competition level alcohol consumption, watching sports or cooking shows, and trying to convince his Girl into doing a threesome. Often not employed, he’s an epic con artist with good looks, hypnotic charm, epically honed manipulative tactics, and is competition level 10 skilled liar.
Fucktard Loser is usually supported by their Girl. They do jack shit around the house. Have no qualms about jacking off in bed participating in a Skype cybersext with a nude troll he snatched off Plenty of Fucks. While his girl is sleeping right next to him then wakes up and catches him.
A Fucktard Loser is a manwhore addicted to cyberporn, sexting and prone to hookups with Plenty of Fucks skanks, such as a five minute blowjob in the parking lot where the cyberskank works, during her lunch break. He believes in “honesty”, tells his girlfriend, and says it’s all okay because he was honest. Guilt has no meaning for Fucktard Loser.
Fucktard Loser guy will have no job no phone no money and often also is a Lovesick Alcoholic.
1. “You won’t believe this. The Fucktard Loser took my keys and debit card out of my purse while I was asleep. He said he couldn’t sleep and went out for a beer. He brought home some skank to do a threesome. I was so pissed, I told her to leave but she couldn’t. He was too drunk to drive and lost my keys somewhere in the car or the house. I made her sleep on the couch downstairs and caught him stark naked fucking her. TWICE!”
2. “Jesus Christ what a Fucktard Loser. You’ve gotta get him out.”
2. “Jesus Christ what a Fucktard Loser. You’ve gotta get him out.”
by wordexperienced January 16, 2019
Get the Fucktard Losermug. the stupid fucks that have other people's definitions removed from this website, after people take their time and effort to submit them in an attempt to get them more widely known and used across the world
This definition is going to get sent to quality control by some cocksucking faggot fucking loser.
Yeah, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!
by EAT MY COCK February 17, 2004
Get the fucking losersmug. A party thrown by a loser where alcohol is the main focus and the majority of attendees are incredibly weird and total losers
Nick: Yo dude, did you hear that Furth is throwing down tonight??
Patrick: Ya bro, but its suppose to be a total Loser Boozer
Nick: Damn brah
Patrick: Ya bro, but its suppose to be a total Loser Boozer
Nick: Damn brah
by Pat Manson February 19, 2010
Get the Loser Boozermug. by MotherF July 22, 2003
Get the poop losermug. by jesmoo February 29, 2012
Get the loser lapmug. Donald Trump is a sore loser because he can't accept defeat and he won't accept that the voting system elected Joe Biden.
by Word Deity November 10, 2020
Get the Sore Losermug.