Emo Load

Refers to the semen created when a man is masturbating and ejaculating at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.

Ricky: Hey Tara, I was thinking about you last night and I blew an emo load. I really think it brought me closer to you.

Tara: You're not supposed to call me, I thought the restraining order was pretty clear you fucking psycho.

by x BILKO x September 24, 2016

load lover

A person who, even against their better judgement, can't say no to a load of steaming man-cream.

Mark Haggerty is such a load lover!

by brent c. airey September 23, 2003

load of coal

Often a boat with many african americans on board. As the color of an african american is the same dark black color as coal, the boat takes on the appearance of a freighter or barge with a load of coal. However, this is not the case. The coal can be sold at dock after the voyage. Also, the coal will not steal from you during the voyage.

Yeah, we were out on the lake yesterday and saw a load of coal in my favorite spot!

by Coal Frieghter August 02, 2006

top load

a) v. to make a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.ed, -ing) b) n. someone who takes a bowl movement in the water tank of a toilet (top load.er)

v.: present tense: Don't usurp my throne or I'll top load yours!
past tense: Bill top loaded my toilet, it made the water run brown for weeks.
n.: Hi I'm Bill and I'm a top loader.

by EnigmaticRythms May 02, 2005

Load the Camode

To take a really large shit that practically fills up the toilet.

1) I haven't taken a dump in a week, so I really had to load the camode.

2) Dude, you've been in the bathroom for 30 minutes?? What are you doing, loading the camode?

by Sarah&Dan April 14, 2010

LOAD''*'',8,1

The command that you had to type in to load and play a video game on the COMMODORE 64 computer. This term was made famous by the Angry Video Game Nerd and is know used by only the most knowable nerds as a term for playing video games.

Mike: Man this video game is old.
James: Why do you say that?
Mike: Because you got to type in "LOAD''*'',8,1" before you play it.

by Videogame Scholar August 14, 2011

wide load

someone who is obese and has a very boheemoth like ass.

don't overtake vehicle when turning

My english teacher is a very wide load

by honky mcgee December 10, 2003