A guy that gives it three hundred percent in every game, because he has only one kidney left. A guy that does more with one kidney than some people would do with 3 kidneys.
Ladies, I am five feet tall, and I have only one kidney, but that doesn't stop me from reaching my goals. Ask my team, if they want somebody to dunk the ball, they pass it to me! Boomshakalaka! My coach says I'm five foot nothing, but I got the heart of a liger, a half lion half tiger that can fly. If you doubt Lance Ballinstrong, you're a stupid faggot clown man.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
Get the Lance Ballinstrongmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025
Get the Give A Canine A Donut To Eat, Kiss A Newborn Baby, And Lance At A Vaginamug. Lance wont stop being a try-hard at fortnite and its pissing me off
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4
by lololol99999 December 11, 2018
Get the Lancemug. Me: bruh where tf all my food go??
Lance: oh i ate it all.
Me: bro did you ask??
Lance: nah.
Me to my friend: yeah that mf just came over and started lancing.
example 2
Friend: yo i’m high asf, sorry if i start lancing bro.
Me: aye bruh at least buy your own food💀
Lance: oh i ate it all.
Me: bro did you ask??
Lance: nah.
Me to my friend: yeah that mf just came over and started lancing.
example 2
Friend: yo i’m high asf, sorry if i start lancing bro.
Me: aye bruh at least buy your own food💀
by rawful March 4, 2023
Get the lancingmug. Ex Arrow fans who tend to pretend that laurel lance is the best depiction of the black canary. They are Katie Cassidy fans disguised as Dinah Lance/Black Canary fans. They tend to attack in group's and make fun of anyone and anything, if you are the way of them they will call you names. For example you were an drug addict and had an argument with them, they would probably call you 'druggy' etc. They do not see that they are what the despise.
by 52882139 September 10, 2017
Get the Laurel Lance stansmug. He is always there to listen give advice. He has a mysterious life and a very normal one he keeps them apart but there is something very captivating about his personality. He is very intelligent and fun to be around.
Lance
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020
Get the Lancemug. 1) a cyclist who is high or about to get high off marijuana.
2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.
3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.
4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.
- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.
2) a slang term used between cyclists in Los Angeles in dedication towards Lance Armstrong's successes in the tour de france while being high as fuck.
3) you can also use the words "full armstrong" for taking dabs off the skillet.
4) finishing a "tour" means smoking a blunt.
- original creator of the word lives in North Hollywood, CA. You'll see him on a sticker bombed steel frame rocking a FLIGHT CREW jersey.
1) yo, im about to go hit some LANCE.
2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.
3)where the LANCE at?
4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.
5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.
2) ma nig, Im LANCED the fuck out.
3)where the LANCE at?
4) I'm on that FULL ARMSTRONG.
5) roll by, I'm on my 3rd TOUR.
by Obviousisme February 3, 2014
Get the Lancedmug.