urban lance-scaping

A product of the one man nation that is @that_ldp.

"Urban Lance-scaping is my favorite subject, but that which I am least skilled at."

by AGreenSmudge December 15, 2021

mutton lance

Erect penis

Danny was hoping to impale Wendy on his 'mutton lance'

by RickTick66 June 12, 2017

Lance

Often referred to as Lancelot, this man has an incredible sharp jaw, a incredibly low tolerance for the yeastful beverages and gets no bitches 💪

Wallace : Lance
Lance : ok

by OkIPullUpCappy June 2, 2022

Lance

good sex man. Hot sexy bed sexy sex man.

A Lance sure would be useful in this situation in which I need a "good sex man. Hot sexy sex man."

by mista_white_yo December 31, 2022

Lance peterson

A really hot guy who loves Legos and lifting weights to push down sadness

1:you know who’s hot?
2:definitely Lance Peterson

by Yellownote April 21, 2022

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