long elmo

an elmo plushie with a concerningly long neck
"holy shit is that a long elmo????!!"
by hamspter January 15, 2021
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Long chode

A dick that is very wide and long
by Lilchode May 22, 2018
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long midget

a long midget. it explains itself.
why the fuck are try to find the definition for long midget? you are so dumb.
by WafersYed February 24, 2018
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Jun Long

Jun long is one of the best people you’d meet.

A genuine person with a big heart.
He’s a memer and he loves playing video games.

Jun long is also really cute and tall.

His favorite words are Goddammit.
Goddammit
Oh no, you’re turning into a Jun Long.
by Cakelord101 November 26, 2021
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Jun Long

Jun long is an amazing dude. A memelord. He is outgoing and honest. He’s a caveman who never leaves his house and loves video gaming. His favorite word is goddammit. He’s also really tall and cute.

Tell Jun long anything and his response will be “Goddammit”.
Goddammit
Stop saying goddammit, you’re such a Jun long right now.
by Cakelord101 November 25, 2021
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Josie Long

A word for the specific frustration felt when a woman parrots a man’s shit-laden misogynistic argument
She Josie Longed it, yeah sorry mate, She keeps say ‘Transwomen are Women‘ but hasn’t answered any concerns relating to women’s safety. It’s almost as if maintaining male privilege trumps the safety and dignity of women. I know? Mad, innit.
by Boreoff June 11, 2020
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Long Island

1. A small overpopulated land infested with rich assholes. It is known for their grossly overvalued property, overstuffed beaches, and highly congested traffic. The byproduct that this biological infestation gives off seems to be in the form of kick ass bagels and amazing pizza.

2. An over hyped densely populated diamond encrusted plastic turd.
"Driving into Long island is horrific. But, oh my god, the pizza..."
by DutchPirate April 19, 2019
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