26047 lego piece

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by breadyy March 18, 2021

shower lego

The little plastic covers from razors. They typically fall on the shower floor and result in excruciating pain when stepped on. Usually left for for the next person showering.

My wife left a shower Lego for me and now my foot is bleeding.

by rlyjames December 17, 2021

yangki lego

Amazing just amazing

Hes/shes so yangki lego

by Godddz May 29, 2022

Illegal Lego Building Techniques

When You Build Legos Wrong And The Cops Get Called On You.

I Got Arrested Last Night For Doing Illegal Lego Building Techniques By Putting A 2/4 Lego plate in between The Studs of an 2/6 Lego plate.

Oh Fuck… I Didn’t Know That Was Illegal. I’m So Screwed.

L.C.P.D. Sir Your Under Arrest For Illegal Building Techniques. Get In The Car Now!!! You Have The Right To Remain Silent!!!

by L.C.P.D October 21, 2022

shitting out lego

Only the most painful experience in human existence, the act of excreting a plastic brick. Mistakenly compared to Stepping on the Lego, this act is the next level, above and beyond.

Dude, that looks painful, but does not compare to shitting out lego.

by CzarTheBitten April 20, 2018

A river has fallen into the man in lego city

When you heard the "A man has fallen into the river in lego city" and you get so tired so you just change the words to make it less boring

John: Have you heard about the man that felt into the river in lego city?
Oliver: Yes, I heard it 1984932 times.
John: But, I bet you haven't heard about this one; A river has fallen into the man in lego city.
Oliver: No, I haven't heard that!

by your everyday teacher February 11, 2020

Jumbo Lego

A person who is mentally and physically incapable of life. Usually proven by the fact they only played with jumbo legos as a child instead of regular legos; Retarded.

Yiyun needs to stop being a Jumbo Lego and grow up.

by Hater00000 September 27, 2010