Shower Jump

To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.

Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today

Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time

Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!

Mike: gee thanks

by Duhwilly August 15, 2012

ball jump

When in Africa, an african wearing typical african gear and wooden shoes walks up to you criss-crossing his legs with one hand by his side and grabs hold of your balls very firmly.

Note- this will only work in Africa

When I was in Ethiopia, some random black dude ball-jumped me. I wish I could ball jump him too

by MR.KLAUS November 26, 2010

jump in a hole

The act of telling someone to jump in a hole after they make a ridiculous comment, or make a correct guess on jeopardy.

"Hey, Harry, you asshole, go jump in a hole."

by Mikerin February 18, 2014

Raw Jump

a maneuver which requires jumping or leaping over a large gap or object of what appears to provide great difficulty to the individual. Can be completed in a video game or in real life.

Dan: You comin man?

Dave: Yeah, just let me raw jump over this log right here..

by TC cafeteria lovin January 14, 2010

jump a bridge

To throw yourself off a bridge and die

The ol' one-way-ticket razzle-dazzle off a bridge

Dave: Dude go jump a bridge.

Josh: That simp needs to jump a bridge.

by ProofYou'reDumb eZ February 21, 2020

Jump in mud

Its meant for a fat person that resembles a pig or a person who is dirty (doing drugs).

That lady should jump in mud and get it over with.

by Lp7891 February 28, 2011

Jump Weight

Originally used by 21st century fighters who were afraid to fight guys of smaller a smaller size. But on the BVAD has been turned into an open invitation to fight anyone.

Lonnie: Look Scott, You've slandered my wife by telling everyone you had anal sex with her , Let your pit bull attack my golden lab, Littered my back yard with your beer cans amongst a whole laundry list of other things! this shit needs to stop!

Scott Baker: Oh yeah?, Well quit comin all out the side of your neck and jump weight homie!

Lonnie: Nevermind, it useless.

Scott Baker: What bitch!? Yeah, fuckin say some shit again bitch.

by GaryFreezen August 18, 2009