academic juggling

n. When students compete against one another to see who can sidetrack their professors the longest by asking loaded questions that will require long drawn out answers; the juggling part happens when students ask mini follow up questions to keep the conversation going and going...

I asked Frank what would happen if the Prime Minister played a happy slapper prank on the minister of justice and he went on for at least ten minutes just trying to figure out what to say, man academic juggling sucks.

by franco de marco sarcastico el drego December 12, 2008

smut juggler

A person, possibly of oriental persuasion, with an ever on-hand 3 for a tenner deal on high class DVDs offering such specticals as "Voltairs Angry Glove" and "Dirty Donna's Donkey Punching Sluts - 4 Awkward Moments"

'shopkeep! im after the finest donkey punch jazz mag available'

certainly , could I interest you in 3 for a tenner on our fine range of smut? I particularly recomend "Interracial Pension Day Payout Grannybang 7 - Blowing your inheritance and your cock!"

Dandy! You certainly are the finest smut juggler i'v come accross in a month of sundays

by chambers an showdown May 26, 2008

johnson-juggling

The act of stimulating a penis through mechanical hand motion. More often than not it denotes the stimulation of one's own penis by one's own hand, but it can also be used to describe the stimulation of the penis by the hands of a second party of the female gender.

1. Thadeus: ''Shit, man! I gotta put a stop to all the johnson-juggling. This is the 6th time this year I've had to get my spectacles prescription renewed''.

Alvin: ''I know, let's invent the 'johnson-juggling challenge!''

Thadeus: ''What the hell's that!?''

Alvin: ''Well basically it requires one to punish himself for any acts of johnson-juggling that he indulges in. The punsihment is that for each act of johnson-juggling that one indulges in, one must buy his opponent in the johnson-juggling challenge a beer at the next meeting''.

Thadeus: ''Awesome. Let's do it.

Note. Thadeus was tighter than 2 coats of paint. There was no way he was going to be buying Alvin beers. But...he was an honest guy so he just quit the johnson-juggling and saved himself the cash. IMPORTANTLY acts of johnson-juggling performed by a female are unpunishable.

by Papa J-Bomb January 3, 2011

Cock juggling thunder cunt

An explosive cunt of epic proportions who indulges is throwing many penis' around his/her person.

Made famous by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.

Look at that cock juggling thunder cunt over there.

Omg you a right cock juggling thunder cunt.

I smashed that cock juggling thunder cunt's back doors in.

by pissflap mcgee May 24, 2013

ball juggling thunder cunt

It is simply the greatest come back known to man. Can be used at any time, in any argument .

You sir are in fact a Ball Juggling Thunder Cunt, point blank, plain and simple, that's all there is to it.

by SrSlothsAlot July 18, 2014

nut juggler

One who juggles nuts, aka BALLS. Juggling is often performed by the mouth, as though swirling a couple gob stoppers.

Hey, stop juggling his nuts and get over here and bring my dinner hussie!

by Jamie Slater January 5, 2004

Juggle

An act in which a womman puts a man's nutsack in her mouth and flicks it around with her tounge.

Amy gets a twinkle in her eye when she juggles my nuts.

by 44incher July 5, 2006