noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.
by shortcut3d October 1, 2008
Get the San Jose Blondemug. A city street intersection where cars stack up on a red light, while a green light persists in the other direction in spite of the fact that there are no cars travelling through the intersection in that direction.
by Alfetta159 October 21, 2010
Get the San Jose intersectionmug. by weirritatinbxtch October 25, 2019
Get the National Jose Daymug. A chump who enjoys GFE make out sessions in the front room of local strip clubs. He also enjoys Hungry Man dinners while sitting in his footy pajamas in his mother’s basement. A victim of brain erosion due to chronic masturbation.
I just enjoyed a great San Jose Guy experience! My cock is sore, and my tongue is burned (from my Hungry Man dinner), and my mom is upset because I got jizz on the mashed potatoes.
by Cashman1234 October 29, 2017
Get the san jose guymug. Although this sounds like a sexual reference, the San Jose Threesome actually refers to the hockey line of Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau of the San Jose Sharks. This line is a member of the 2010 Olympics for Team Canada.
The San Jose Threesome is now on the ice for Canada.
Once again we see the chemistry from the San Jose Threesome.
Once again we see the chemistry from the San Jose Threesome.
by oddsmaker February 22, 2010
Get the San Jose Threesomemug. Graffiti left at a series of intentionally set fires led Plano Police and Fire investigators to a Plano teen who has plead guilty to the crimes and has now been sentenced.
Jose Gamez, who was 17 years old at the time of the fires and is now 19 years old, plead guilty to the three counts of arson and one count of graffiti filed against him by the Collin County District Attorney.
He has been sentenced to 10 years’ probation. He must also pay restitution of $50,000 and complete 350 hours of community service.
On 2014 crimes was committed
Jose Gamez, who was 17 years old at the time of the fires and is now 19 years old, plead guilty to the three counts of arson and one count of graffiti filed against him by the Collin County District Attorney.
He has been sentenced to 10 years’ probation. He must also pay restitution of $50,000 and complete 350 hours of community service.
On 2014 crimes was committed
by PlanoPoliceDepartmentPlanoTx June 21, 2019
Get the Jose Samuel Gamezmug. Tend to get mad, lie, and buy a lot of fake stuff off of Mercari, wish, and ioffer.
Example: fake lv belts
fake off white
fake supreme
says he gets girls, but where they at
Where different size shoes
Example: fake lv belts
fake off white
fake supreme
says he gets girls, but where they at
Where different size shoes
Person 1- what did u buy
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt
So this is what Jose Mendez means
Jose- more fake stuff off Mercari like more fake off white, some fake supreme, and another fake lv belt
So this is what Jose Mendez means
by xx I buy fake stuff xx June 8, 2018
Get the Jose Mendezmug.