Jordan is a amazing guy he has the biggest dick anyone could ask for.
If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.
If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
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If you look at him for 1 second you will be squirting all day and night.
If you are Jordan’s girlfriend you are the luckiest person alive.
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I like Jordan
by I like Jordan July 14, 2018
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Jordan is a girl with a slight orange tint to it she’s nice when u first meet her but then she will take advantage of you and be a bitch. She doesn’t care about money and will even steal it from her own mom and friends. She thinks she is very popular but that is not true she is a rude little girl and tends to hangout with Mias and also Hannahs. Never trust and jordan because she dates boys to get popular and dates black guys and curls her hair to be black when she is white and pale af and bad little freckled face not that much but is ugly. Just remember they are fake and never trustful NEVER TRUST THEM
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Get the Jordan mug.This one cunt with green hair and an attitude that just won't quit. She's a dumbass and will cut someone if needed. She's not smart, or pretty, or talented, but can pet 4 animals at a time. 12/10 would recommend petsitter. She looks white as fuck but is actually native American and Portuguese.
"Hey do you know that one girl Jordan?"
"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"
"Thats the bitch."
"That cunt with the green hair and the bulletproof vest of a strapless bra"
"Thats the bitch."
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Person 1: hey I love your hair!
Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid
Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
Person 2: thanks! (Walks away)
Person 1: ugh she’s so stupid
Person 3: don’t be such a jordan
by katwasntmeever September 30, 2018
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