Brown Johnnies

Simply, another word for shit.

"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,

"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."

by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009

Johnny Lawrence

extremely attractive man from cobra kai/karate kid aka my bae

father of robby keene

best friend of miguel diaz
and husband of me :)

hey look its johnny Lawrence

OMG HES THE HOT GUY FROM COBRA KAI/KARATE KID I WAS TELLING U ABOUT

by mybaejohnny June 27, 2021

johnny depp

Amazing actor with gorgeous cheeckbones, deep dark eyes and incredible physique. A man that choses his movie roles because he finds them interesting, NEVER not ever for the money. Has a mysterious style that ANY woman *especially me would do ANYTHING in the world to witness.

gorgeous, sucessful actor, sexy

by Jennifer Lauren Depp <33 June 14, 2004

Johnny Slapping

The art of ejaculating into a condom then blowing it up like a balloon before creeping up behind an unsuspecting victim and bursting it in their face, hopefully covering them in your hot juice

Fred: "this guy was pissing me off yesterday so I ended up Johnny slapping him right in the chops"

by Benedict Maher March 10, 2009

Johnny Knoxvilling

When you have a laugh that is funnier then what your laughing at. Such as Johnny Knoxville from jackass.

Person: Dude that was so funny (laughs weirdly)
Friend: Not as funny as your laugh. Your Johnny Knoxvilling

by YOU_FOOLS April 15, 2012

Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

by Japes5787 June 4, 2014

Johnny Joestar

A person who enters steel ball run race to originally learn about Gyro's Steel Ball but ends up using Tusk Act 4 to shoot Infinite Rotation into the 23rd President of The United States, Funny Valentine.

Johnny Joestar. In this world, for me, you are the greatest challenge!! - Diego Brando.

by JOJOFAN12345 October 30, 2021