Endless Jess

A genius writer and comedian. Known for his use of the YouTube medium to tell a compelling narrative and making some of the greatest analysis videos on the web.

Friend: Dude have you checked out that Endless Jess guy I told you about?
Me: Yeah, his videos are so fucking sick. Colt Corona is the coolest!

by Woutt64 March 26, 2018

katie jess

a great person who will use house plants, her annoying ass dog and glasses which she can never find as a weapon, she will probably murder you in your sleep... unless... an aries whore who likes serial killers and bill hader. She is possibly a 40 year old man in a mask.

katie jess is the best but also the worst

by dahmernoodles October 31, 2019

MTV Jesse

The best Nelk boy. Always doin dope shit and funny pranks.

Look at MTV Jesse, he’s chugging a couple Ronas and slamming an 8 over there. Fucking legend

by FaffyEnderman April 16, 2020

Darcie and Jesse

They are made for each other, Darcie and Jesse are the God of couple goals.

Perfect and pretty, Jesse loves his Darcie so much he won't ever be satisfied with another.

We Aspire to be Darcie and Jesse level couple goals.

by Chickaclika August 25, 2019

The Messy Jesse

When your fucking a chick in the ass and it packs too much air into her anatomical colo-capacity causing an atmospheric vacuum outside the stink rocket. Subsequently upon pulling out, the back pressure evacuates her larges intestine's contents and ends up atomized over half your bedroom.

"Dooooood, you landed the hott ass chick you were talking to at the party last night?"
"yeah man!"
"Fuck yeah bro, she was hot as fuck!"
"Hell yeah but i dont have the cash for all the fuckin' dry cleaning."
"Wait.. Why, was she on her on her period?"
"Nahhh, it was a being defined as the messy Jesse dude.. i gotta replace my carpet."

by bottomoftheshaftlova October 10, 2019

jess doll

a famous myspace girl who has lots of friends and lots of haters and fakes.

jess doll is beautiful.

by mellanychocoba23 November 3, 2010

Jelsy

One of the most badass chicks you'll ever meet. She kicks but with her wild side but still knows how to remain modest and welcoming. Shes the type o girl anyone could talk to to get something off their mind. Her sense of style is crazy and she is crazy herself. But never be mean towards a jelsy, they know just how to make you feel a certian way. Always take care of your jelsy with care. And she will do the same.

I wish i had me a jelsy

by thecooliestrealest December 27, 2014