Jake

Really ugly, pimples everywhere, can be a real jerk sometimes, ugly,ugly,ugly poop but he smells very nice

I saw a Jake on the floor and it was brown.

by Maemalloy March 30, 2017

Jake

This guy used to have tons of girls who liked him, but now spends his life a complete loner in his room playing video games. Heis bipolar about girls. He doesnt have the guts to ask them out and then dumps them through someone else. He is always changing his mind about who he likes. He will grow up to be a man whore and still live with his parents, playing sims on origin.

Jake: I like felisha.
Jake: felisha is such a garden tool.

by The real effing truth November 10, 2014

Jake

Jamaican

Dude 1: "Yo, where can I get a piece?!"

Dude 2: "Talk to them Jakes over there"

by Mojo86 December 14, 2012

the jake

the feds
Federal agents

yo, everybody clear, it's the jake

by Countbass C August 21, 2003

The Jakes

The Wu-Tang Clan popularized "The Jakes" as being the cops... Pigs... C-Cipher Punks... The Beast.

"Beefing, leaving behind cream, Not even peeping that I was leaking, Won't see the precinct just got a recent case beaten, Still The Jakes are creeping, Keep the ruger peeling who's squealing...

by Ryan Nash August 4, 2007

The Jakes

The police, usually just traffic officers.

The Jakes are everywhere in these parts.

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

jake

did your mom

jake did your mom

by 181663 May 28, 2019