when one cannot find a condom you go into the kitchen retrive saran wrap. cover ones cock with said wrap lube up and proceed to get laid.
joe-"hey man i just got laid by becky last night!"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"
troy-"oh snap i heard its good but shes got somethin man..."
joe-"its all good bro i grabbed some saran wrap and made a slip cover"
by da mayan October 2, 2010
Get the slip covermug. I did a snip and slip to my ex girlfriend when we wanted to fuck fast and not have to worry about removing clothes.
by DildosRUs March 8, 2018
Get the Snip and slipmug. I could take you wanted someone to call your own
Sweet sixteen, you couldn't see straight
You couldn't let go
Now you're eighteen and you barely make a sound
You're getting older, a little bolder
You're in the lost and found
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day you'll never break me
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
I said I told ya, I'll get to know ya
We're goin' all the way
Move over, I'm gonna hold ya
To everything you say
And now I've showed you baby everything's okay
When I hold ya and when I show ya
You're gonna want to stay
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day you'll never break me
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day, well, nothing to say
You're so bad, your reputation
You know it's all the same
It's just a game
Sweet sixteen, you couldn't see straight
You couldn't let go
Now you're eighteen and you barely make a sound
You're getting older, a little bolder
You're in the lost and found
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day you'll never break me
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
I said I told ya, I'll get to know ya
We're goin' all the way
Move over, I'm gonna hold ya
To everything you say
And now I've showed you baby everything's okay
When I hold ya and when I show ya
You're gonna want to stay
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day you'll never break me
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip
All the way you say you'll take me
Any day, well, nothing to say
You're so bad, your reputation
You know it's all the same
It's just a game
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
I like the way you move your hips
Loose lips
Sink ships
The way you move, you don't miss
Slip slip
Slip of the lip
by Death Menace April 14, 2023
Get the Slip of the Lipmug. When a snoid (someone who gets horned up when sniffing bike seats and chairs after someone has just stood up makes a freudian slip. an accidental, yet purposeful slip of the tongue.
Jake: Hey chica, you owe me sex dollars. Shit, i meant six dollars.
Daisy: Nice snoidian slip, you big old snoid.
Daisy: Nice snoidian slip, you big old snoid.
by Snoid_girl June 15, 2016
Get the snoidian slipmug. i was taking a video of my cat in the shower, and almost showed my johnson, close fig slip.
i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.
i was sleeping on the sofa on a hot day in only my trunks, had a total fig slip.
by Tethax August 5, 2014
Get the fig slipmug. The act of your dick unintentionally falling out of the front flap in your underwear. NOT to be confused with the more ambiguous dick slip
Brad: Ow, fuck! Yo Chad, wait up!
Chad: What’s wrong bro, can’t keep up?
Brad: Nah bro, I had a zip slip!
Chad: Ouch, man! Hope you didn’t chafe against the zipper too bad!
Brad: All good, dude. This one was far from my worst.
Chad: What’s wrong bro, can’t keep up?
Brad: Nah bro, I had a zip slip!
Chad: Ouch, man! Hope you didn’t chafe against the zipper too bad!
Brad: All good, dude. This one was far from my worst.
by SquirrelFkr April 30, 2021
Get the Zip slipmug. by PhillipD33zNutZ June 6, 2018
Get the slipping the cosbymug.