Work Mummy

That girl in the office that makes it her god-given duty to make sure all her co-workers are happy, healthy, fed properly and get a hug when they need it.

Guy 1: Hay, where'd you get that toast?
Guy 2: Work Mummy found out I skipped breakfast and lunch, so she made it for me and dropped it off at the cubicle.

by J-Cutter November 12, 2009

Work cuck

A person who is so cucked by his employer that his own family and friends think he disappeared.

My friend Ian is a work cuck.
Ian’s girlfriend left him because his boss fists his work cuck ass daily and he does nothing about it.

by Robiwan February 10, 2022

Working Man

A man who pretends to be overencumbered by under 20 hours of work per week which results in being unable to participate in social nor household activitys. regularly used by people in their 20s toward their parents as an excuse to get out of household chores.

Ashley's Mother: "Why can't you help me clean the house Ashley?
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"

by TheIgLol June 19, 2023

working that skirt

Using your feminine charm and/or sexuality to get something you want.

She is working that skirt - getting drinks from every guy in the place

by YoCheckMeOut October 18, 2010

selling work

Selling weed or other drugs.

Hey you selling work?
Yeah $14 for a gram

by 8162733746474848 September 1, 2017

Work Bench

a bed used for having sex

He: And in here's the bedroom where I keep my workbench.

She: He showed me his workbench and since I was flat as a board, he proceeded to nail me.

by Jake March 6, 2004

work shy

When someone can't be arsed to do work or avoids doing work at any cost.

I was so work shy in college, I had to go onto the urban dictionary.

by Kev BUNN February 17, 2009