Comfy chair

A common form of torture used in the Spanish Inquisition

Hm! She is made of harder stuff! Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR!

by Joink June 13, 2018

smoke the chair

The act of someone getting mad and throwing his chair into a campfire he may be sitting by.

I'm pretty freakin' mad at you, so I'll smoke the chair.

by Seshie February 19, 2009

Chair hog

An extremely lazy person who has to sit all the time

My fat brother is such a chair hog.

by Anonymochka December 19, 2008

Chit Chair

Aussie slang for shit yeah. Used when trying to emulate a rough as guts aussie bloke who agrees with ones point or argument.

Rex: "Hey Gary, do you agree that the local pub should reduce the price of their pints back down to $5?"
Gary: "Ahhh Chit Chair i do. Bloody thieves they are.."

by pedroew November 12, 2009

chair hips

The wide hips caused by hours of work in a chair. Generally found on female secretaries and data entry workers.

The new secretary glared at herself in the mirror and commented, "Stupid chair hips, I need to work harder to keep my ass in shape."
As she walked back to her chair her male coworkers gaze followed her rear.
"Damn, she's got a nice ass...I hope she doesn't get a flat ass from chair hips," one remarked.
"Yeah, or get scared and work out so much she doesn't have an ass," rejoined the other, as they turned back to their fantasy baseball stats.

by Nicholas R July 2, 2007

broken chair

A sexual position in which the couple is going at it doggy style and than the male sweeps out one of the females arms causing her to fall over much like a chair with a broken leg.

"Everything was going smooth that night until Jimmy tried a broken chair."

by thefatman123456 June 21, 2009

rolly chair

the most comfortable and convient chair for someone who is rolling

"Watch how fast I can slide across the floor on my rolly chair, it's the best rolling" :D

by Beavecoon Kristy August 15, 2011