Ian

An absolut faggiger (Faggot-Nigger). If you know an Ian they probably want to suck your cock because they are the opitomy of gay. They could have the hottest step sister or milf that wants to fuck, but they would still abstain to fuck themselves with a dildo instead. Not to mention that Ians cock is that of an asian guy in an ice bath. They should be locked up in gay prison, or sent away to china. They like to snowboard, which is ok but still gay. If you find an Ian that likes women he is definetly bisexual. So worship him until he cheats on you with another man.

Andrew: Hey Collin have you seen the new kid.
Collin: Yeah his names Ian.
Andrew Oh fuck I have to move schools again, I don't want to be near someone so gay.
Collin: Yeah he came out of the closet to our class, I make sure I'm always atleast 30 feet away from him.
Andrew: Smart.

by OnlyFacts447 October 16, 2019

ian

a player for a soccer team that is well trained, but flip flops in games. also known as someone who trains mediocre but is horribly in actual games

hey did you see that ian?

yea i feel bad, he scored 2 own goals

by Radek the sheep March 8, 2017

Ian

quotes from ian:
MY KNEES ARE HUNGRY
I eat plate and sit on grass
no u
n o
any body wants some BEANS?
uncle Gary likes caves apparently

things you should not call ian:
Jackie chan
seriously if you call me Jackie chan one more time I will take all your beans at 3 am

let the potato (ian) rest for 5 more minutes

by usususususus October 24, 2019

Ian

A super gay guy with a micropenis. Probably has no friends.

Guy 1: That guy is always hitting on me and smells like buttpee.
Guy 2: yeah, he's such an Ian.

by Comedick26 November 18, 2017

Ian

An amazing caring family man that somehow cares about you endlessly but at the same time couldn’t wait long enough for you to pack a bag

The son of an Ian:My dad is the greatest you can tell he really loves me because he waited a full minute for me to get my books

by Jon Richfield December 7, 2019

ian

gay

ian is super gay

by BRUHUAFUI(Pfu9pwenhui9fuiaf February 24, 2020

Ian Gallagher

One of the best characters on tv history. He is on the show Shameless and is sooo good. He suffers being bipolar and having a relationship with Mickey Milkovich. He is the best.

Friend 1: Who was that boy with Mickey?
Friend 2: Oh, that’s IAN GALLAGHER.

by shameless.fan. September 10, 2019