Hi I’m Bongo

Hi I’m Bongo is something only pifs do

“Hi I’m bongo” Jimmy
“Oh cool ima pif to ! “ Jonny
“Yum” Jimmy

by GassedTomato November 9, 2019

Nah I’m Jus

Slang version of “I’m just kidding”

Sam: bro astolfo is so hot

Jalen: yea he fuckin is!
Sam: really?
Jalen: nah I’m jus

by MlgWow October 14, 2019

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before

I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.

by confused cajun man January 13, 2021

I’m perplexed

I’m puzzled; I really don’t know what to do with myself. UD Jews, I’m talking to you guys.

I really don’t know how all of this is going to work out. Really bad timing.

I’m just hoping maybe some kind of event happens soon. Then I can catch up with everybody else.

The world is beginning to overtake me. I don’t know what to do.

I’m perplexed. Everything is beginning to overwhelm me. I’m really overwhelmed and confused.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

I’m the boy

A saying used by homosexual men, specifically those who would like to be sodomized like “a little boy”

*Grinder chat*

“I’m the boy, please put things into my boy hole”

by Hottubfart August 31, 2022

I’m gonna take you to prom

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.

I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.

by Krashski October 15, 2018

i’m a g

I’m a g means that you are the best of the best, kinda like ‘i’m the goat’

them: how’d you beat me
you: bc i’m a g

by rose __ May 20, 2021