Holey Peanut

The religion that revolves around the creation of the universe via a peanut, and the prophets Medardo and Kaiser, all given from the viewpoint of an überlord, Kuklinski. An interesting, yet humerous, tale about the life and crucifixion of Medardo, and Kaiser's numerous fights with the Greco-Roman gods.

0:0 Kaiser
And, on the first day. Kaiser created nothing. On the second day, Kaiser made a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich. On the third, fourth, and fifth days, Kaiser took a nap. On the sixth day, when he woke up...

by Antman April 1, 2004

honey peppering

Smashing one out onto your birds tits whilst munching on a Crunchie chocolate bar.

Gf: "honey, do you want to do some honey peppering before you go to work?"
Bf: "fucks yeh I do!"

by Jondogz Mahogony Whitewash June 15, 2011

honey nut cheerio

when you have sex (with someone hot), orgasm, and then immediately leave them afterwards.

Damn, I wish I can honey nut cheerio with Daisy Ridley.

by Fsjaller September 12, 2016

Honey

A bubbly and funny girl to be around, one of a kind. She is always there for you and she will fight until she can’t anymore for you. She gives the best advice for any situation and never gives up. Even if she’s sad herself she will always be happy for you and try to make you happy if you aren’t. She is hot and brainy so she gets a lot of male attention but as soon as she has Someone she will be faithful until she gets to her deathbed. She is the best friend anyone could ask for and no one can get in the way of what she wants

Random person: “that honey girl seems nice!”
Best friend: “yeah I know, she’s my goddam best friend I love her so much!!”

by Agirlwithdreamsxxx July 29, 2018

Honey Bear-ing

When you proceed to pour honey all over your dick, then go out into the woods and wait for hours until a bear (black, brown, polar, koala, etc) proceeds to lick the honey off you until ejaculation. Then you cry for hours for what you've done.

Dick+Honey+Bear+Ejaculation+Crying= Honey Bear-ing

by babyboiii July 8, 2010

honey dipping

The act of a woman dipping her fingers in her vagina to let a guy taste her juices, usually in a public place.

When I saw the couple huddled together on the same side of the restaurant booth with her fingers in his mouth, I knew they were honey dipping.

by Dipmaster September 27, 2010

Hokey Pokey

When a man sticks his penis in a woman's anus. Anal

Guy: "Let's try something different."
Girl:" The hokey pokey?"
Guy: "That's what it's all about. Now turn yourself around."

by chillary April 29, 2015