Hillbilly Washing Machine

When performing oral sex, the provider(s) insert a tide pod into their mouth(s) recieving a sudzy surprise upon completion. The participants walk away feeling relieved and clean.

The other night I gave Dale, my second cousin, a Hillbilly Washing Machine. It was refreshing.
- Bernice

by HillbillyDale7 June 6, 2018

Hillbilly Boom Box

When you drop your phone or IPod into a box while its playing music.

Hey Jimmy, Did you hear that?

Hear What?

Clayton is playing music on his Hillbilly Boom Box

by Grande A June 18, 2011

hillbilly squirrel

A Chihuahua that was randomly sexually assulted by a squirrel created by the ox

Did yall dun did see that hillbilly squirrel.

by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

Hillbilly Pizza

When you eat your Cousin's ass while she's on her period and has acne on her but cheeks.

"Saucey with a touch of peperoni"

- Some redneck.... probably

I would rather have a Hillbilly Pizza than eat your creampie Charlie.

by Mako (Pussy) Tsunami March 22, 2023

hillbilly slip 'n slide

When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.

Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??"

Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"

by Mr. Bigg Dawg June 5, 2018

hillbilly jim

A Wrestler who frequently acted like a hillbilly on telivision in the 70s and 80s. He also got more into his character by fucking all of his kids at the Family Reunion

Rick- Hey Jim, dont fuck those kids
Hillbilly Jim- *precedes to fuck 12yr old nephew*

by ChrisJerichoFozzy March 5, 2018

Hillbilly Sex

Sex involving rurally isolated, filthy, morbidly obese, bad odor smelling people with rotting teeth and breath usually found in the southern parts of the US. Not to be confused with "sweet home alabama sex" but the two go often hand in hand.

Travis: "Bubba, just looking at you I can see you are the product of hillbilly sex"

by TheToesKnows April 13, 2025