Russian Helicopter

An Eastern European sexual practice which involves a man lying on his back while his female partner performs this splits whilst they are having intercourse, the man begins to spin the woman by her legs (at approx. 1278.3696 RPM) until the mans assistance is no longer required. This act is a gymnastic feat performed by only top professionals. It has a 98% mortality rate. There have only been four recorded occasions in which the act has resulted in no fatalities.

Guy 1: "I got to go to the doc's later"
Guy 2: "Why"
Guy 1: "Me and my girlfriend tried to do a Russian Helicopter"
Guy 2: "Ah, what injuries did you sustain"
Guy 1: "Well she died in a state of extreme pleasure and my dick fell off"
Guy 2: "Well that is to be expected"
Guy 1: "Yup... Nice Gilet"
Guy 2 "Cheers, man!"

by TheMightyGustaf March 1, 2011

Attack helicopter

When a guys penis is soo small that's it just foreskin there and it spins uncontrollably while he is pissing.

"hey dude you should have seen my piss earlier, it went everywhere in a full circle, I was a fucking attack helicopter"

by TiP August 30, 2016

the helicopter

where the girl gets on her hands and knees, a man inserts his penis into the womans ass hole or vagina, and starts spinning around.

i almost threw up doing the helicopter to that blond last night.

by penguinsroc666 October 22, 2009

Attack helicopter

Attack helicopter is a gender you use when you're not funny and you dont understand what gender is.

Bigot 1: i IdEnTiFy As A AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxdxddxdxd you may laugh now, i said funni please i need internet points to reasure that im funny, that trans people bad, two genders xdxdxd, guys please give gold i need it

Bigot 2: OMG so funni xdxdxdxdxdxd, gilded

Normal person: One Joke...

by linkdeadjr March 7, 2020

69 helicopter

Considerable controversy surrounds the diagnosis of “sex addiction.” It’s been excluded from the fifth edition of the “Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders” (DSM-5), but it’s still written about and studied in psychology and counseling circles.

Additionally, it can still be diagnosed using both DSM-5 (as “Other specified sexual dysfunction”) and the “International Statistical Classification of Diseases and Related Health Problems” (ICD-10) criteria (as “Other sexual dysfunction not due to a substance or known physiological condition”).But sometimes symptoms are present and noticeable. A person may have a sex addiction if they show some or all of the following signs:

chronic, obsessive sexual thoughts and fantasies
compulsive relations with multiple partners, including strangers
lying to cover behaviors
preoccupation with having sex, even when it interferes with daily life, productivity, work performance, and so on
inability to stop or control the behaviors
putting oneself or others in danger due to sexual behavior
feeling remorse or guilt after sex
experiencing other negative personal or professional consequences

That fat guy did it with the 69 helicopter ewww how low can you go.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 18, 2019

Hate Crimes Helicopter

The only semi-mythical rapid transportation device which takes large numbers of British police officers to the scene of a suspected bacon sandwich eating or pronoun offence, whilst burglaries and violent crime go completely uninvestigated. Some forces, such as the Met, have multiple HCHs in order to deal with particularly severe incidents such as a schoolchild pointing out that men are taller than women or that most muggers are black.

'Couldnt sleep last night, the Hate Crimes Helicopter was out again'
'Hmmm, vibrant'

by MenoPaws November 2, 2018

Apache Helicopter

A sexual identify that is unfunny af. When you think that your gender is an A.H your are just unfunny. Its a dead meme.

Question: Do you like donats?
1. Yes! (8%)
2. No! (2%)
3. Apache Helicopter!!!!!11eleven!!! (90%)

by Tinec January 3, 2018