Gnome

The gnome is a mischievous little creature it says.
(Clears voice box)
I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed
It originally is from holland (Netherlands)(gnome land)

I am Dutch so I’m from holland. I’m a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.
Got you there hay

by Lord nightshade March 27, 2019

gnome beater

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway

That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater

by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

Gnome

A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.

My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!

by The__speaker_of__truth May 27, 2022

Pants Gnomes

When a male has a very obvious Erection. Those Gnomes be hitching tents in those boys pants. Like a fucking camping trip.

"Damn, that guy has a serious case of Pants Gnomes, I feel bad for him"

by Little Red in the Hood July 16, 2016

Gnomed

If you are reading this, im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

Im a gnome and you’ve been gnomed.

by axelthemanandtheboi October 16, 2019

Grass Gnomes

A substitute for assholes to use around children who's parents are assholes

These damn grass gnomes blocking the road need to MOVE!

by Neb Ulysses September 9, 2022

Closet Gnome

NOUN: A little man who hides in dark spaces and jumps out at you then runs away and disappears

Person 1: “Oh my god. A little man just scared me”

Person 2: “was it a Closet Gnome?”

Person 1: “I think so..”

by NovaRoSe December 22, 2022