General Bitch

An adjective given to girls who look straight up bitchy but you know absolutely nothing about them.

Girl 1: That girl is a BITCH.
Girl 2: Do you know her?
Girl 1: No...
Girl 2: Then why is she a bitch?
Girl 1: She's just a bitch in general.
Girl 2: Ohh, so shes a General Bitch.

by omis December 1, 2009

Iranian General

The act of loudly ejaculating in a urinal at a shitty restaurant in a bad neighborhood to show off your flex.

I went into waffle house to pull an Iranian General, but Trump pretty well beat me to it in real life.

by Nb68 January 3, 2020

General Tso's cat

commonly substituted for the chinese food dish known as 'General Tso's chicken' in some lower end chinese food restaurants. such an establishment may be identified by the presence of several live traps in the back alley. some of these may contain a cat, raccoon, or small dog, awaiting their newfound destiny as a cleverly disguised menu item.

'hi, i'll have the teriyaki dog, an order of pigeon fingers, and the General Tso's cat.'

by carlton berry September 8, 2007

cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.

Stop pissing around you cockmaster general.

by Pete October 18, 2004

genecutive

An executive who is in their role solely because of their genetic relationship to another executive.

Patrick's father is the CEO - that's why Patrick got his role as a genecutive, even though he's a total fuckup.

by Patrick Star1 September 14, 2006

Gene Whore

gene whore: noun; 1. one who reproduces with another based on assumption of good genes, solely for the purpose of well 'bred' offspring.

"She got pregnant with that guys child because he's got good genes. What a gene whore!"

by Cemmology April 13, 2010

General Sarcasm

a response to the classic 'captain obvious' insult.

Person 1: "Wow, that skyscraper is tall!"

Person 2: "THANKS, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

Person 1: "YOU'RE WELCOME, GENERAL SARCASM"

by Habakkuk October 25, 2012