Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy do you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: I hope you die a painful death.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

utility fruit

Slang for an Apple, as it can be easily turned into a smoking device by punching holes in it with a pen.

Lets go to the grocery store and grab some utility fruit.

by some stoner October 22, 2006

fruit-fetcher

A new aged term for a eunuch, who is a slave to the upper class and often performed tasks such as sourcing fruit for the masters of their domain

Hey Wayne, get your fruit-fetcher Michael to head to the fields and get us some grapes to go with my wine and cheese.

by Remco Site supervisor April 14, 2017

Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022

menstrual fruit

The clumpy bits of a woman's period.

"Holy god damn, I'm bearing heavy menstrual fruit this moon cycle."

by degenerate fuckwad May 13, 2015

Skin Fruit

Similar to the "Skin Flute" which means "Penis" the Skin Fruit, means "ballsack" if you are in the Kitchen, you can make lots of jokes.

Dude 1: "Bro my Skin Fruit is itchy"

Dude 2: "Scratch it"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

Fruit-meter

The way to test it a homie is gay

If you don’t stop I’m gonna use the fruit-meter on you

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023