February 17th

February 17th is National Shoot Your Shot Day. If you were going to ask that special girl/guy out on a date today is the day.

Jim: it’s February 17th Brett, are you gonna ask Ashley out
Brett: I have too, Jim, it’s National Shoot Your Shot Day!

by Philosopher69 February 15, 2020

February 19th

February 19th is throw a friend named Landon down a flight of stairs day.

You: It’s February 19th...

Landon: Fuck.

by booshybitch February 15, 2020

25th february

if u were born on this day u get hoes u feel me. even though u a pisces, u still get the menu erryday bruh. all u do is win

her: damnn u so fine bruh yo bday must be on 25th february 🙄🙄
me: yeaa

by piotrek_1234 November 23, 2021

February 20

National give your girlfriend a teddy bear day

Bf: here’s a teddy bear!!
Gf: why did you get me a teddy??
Friend: bc it’s February 20th duhhh?

by Darthvader2020 February 12, 2022

February Intern

Disgruntled intern who seeks conflict resolution by watching anime at work.

And that attending? She was on my shitlist the entire rest of the week. I was not helping her with procedures, I was running every stupid question by her, I was watching anime instead of updating families (day team problem), doing the bare minimum when asked to chart review (etc) because I’m no July bitch intern. I am a FEBRUARY INTERN.

by Neostigmeme February 21, 2022

february 22

february 22 is the day of the hot, sexy bitches. if you're born on this day, ur superior to anyone and everyone.

feb 22 born bitch "omg it's february 22!!"
rando unimportant person "oh shit yeah"
feb 22 born bitch "bow down to me as i am ur superior"

by your mum1 October 17, 2021

Fap February

Basically the same thing as December this happens every year (leap years included) in the month of February.

Guy 1: Yo you taking part in No Nut November .
Guy 2: Nah it’s all about destroy dick December .
Guy 3: You both clearly have brain damage it’s all about Fap February now.

by NoSayingHeckPlease October 18, 2019