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FATASS

My mom's fatass is big.
by fuck off May 23, 2003
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fatass

by Anonymous October 31, 2003
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Fatass store

Another word for the store 'Casual Male Big & Tall'.
"Yo, dude, I need to get some clothes."
"Dude, are you asking me out on a shopping date?"
"No, I mean, I just need some clothes."
"I don't see how that's different, but I'll humour you. Where too?"
"The Fatass store."
"Where?"
"Where the fuck else? I weigh 140 God damn kilos, where do you think I get clothes?"
by Fee1 October 31, 2007
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fatassons

fat-ass-sons: a family in witch each member is overweight to morbidly obese. also a fatasson family will act like a gaggle of hens. the mother will be extremely overprotective, while the father will almost be just as much so. fatassons are also opposed to exercise. in most cases, a fatasson mother will be worried when her child gets "sweaty". a typical fatasson household is cluttered with clothes and other debris such as food wrappers, paper shreddings, juice stains, and cookie crumbs. the house tends to smell like stale food, dirty clothes or animals. most likely a combination of the three.
dude your not allowed to go to the mall by yourself? your family is such a bunch of fatassons.
by cheesemonster104 February 14, 2009
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fatasstasize

Verb: Alike cancer that spreads from one area of the body to another (metastasize), this word is used to describe the action by which a particularly lazy individual teaches another person how to pawn off their work on somone else.
Did you see that John is orienting all the new nurses? He is going to fatasstasize them into having us do all their work for them.
by W. Bill September 26, 2010
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fatass mccracken

Super fatass with a huge ass crack
Whoa check out that plumber. He's a fatass mccracken
by therealretard01 April 25, 2014
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Fatass Patrol

The one fat guy in your squad who embraces it (his fatness).
You: " Yo what up Mike"

Fatass (Mike): "Make way for the Fatass Patrol"

You: The fuck?
by Smaaaash July 9, 2016
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