The Lord’s freebie

When you jerk off after 6+ months of celibacy and only precum comes out in the first orgasm.

I thought I’d be deeply ashamed jerking off and breaking my 7 months of celibacy, but I stopped jerking off after the Lord’s freebie. I only feel slightly ashamed now.

by Stairguy64 November 21, 2022

Going all Freebird

The act of going on for too long in any sort of conversation, presentation, or performance.

Jim was really going all Freebird on that marketing presentation! Half the room was dozing off by the time he wrapped up.

by Guy Frankfurter December 5, 2025