Fancy video

A euphemism for pornography.

Dan: It sounded like some lady was enjoying herself last night. Did you get lucky?
Curt: No, but I watched a fancy video and fapped so hard I shot ropes all over myself!

by Enfield17 June 5, 2018

Fancy Toast

Circular or square toast that is made in a grid pattern, most commonly made with buttermilk; waffles.

Hey Tom, want some waffles?

Those arent waffles, those are fancy toast!

by Tri 69 October 25, 2017

fancy finish

A professional "massage" that ends with relief (ejaculation).

If you want a fancy finish it's another $50.

Or

Are you down for a fancy finish?

How about a rub and a fancy finish?

by SleepingRoger August 2, 2012

fancy hitchhiker

Sticking your thumb in someone's butt and wiggling it around.

He screamed with pleasure as I gave him a fancy hitchhiker.

by Silverlining March 8, 2015

Fancy Paella

The act of defficating in and about the face and mouth of a person sleeping on a beach in the Spanish Mediterranean.

He decided to give Connor a fancy paella; everyone knows that you should never fall asleep on a beach in the Balearic Isles but the fool had done it anyway. At least it was probably gluten free.

by RouteBeer August 9, 2018

Fancy Henry

When one male wearing a bow tie performs oral sex on another male.

Wow Toby gave Scott one heck of a fancy henry!

by Bd167 March 12, 2021

dancing in fancy shoes

This is when you or someone else is pretending to be better than who or what they really are.

Example: "Oh, isn't that guy really cool?"
"No. He's just dancing in fancy shoes."

by SashaKittyEliza September 12, 2021