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Fried egg

White person, who wants to be, or should be Asain. I.E. white on the outside, yellow on the inside.
Asain: "He's comming with us (points at white kid)?"
Asain 2: "Don't worry, he's a fried egg."
by John G. October 9, 2005
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bull fries

Bull's testicles, when sold as a food.
One look at the pile of bull fries at Pike Place Market made me woozy.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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McDonald’s fries

Your ex girlfriend is stale like McDonald’s fries reheated
by lolgeek838 March 5, 2021
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The Fried Jack

The act of taking a friend's hand, and jerking yourself off with your friend's hand, leaving the semen on your penis, aging it, and eating the dick cheese
Kyle: Hey Brian, want to do The Fried Jack?

Brian: No, do you remember last time, Mom will kill us.
by Lord Headass 69420 February 28, 2020
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pussy fried

All tired out because of a dick struck female. Worn out from too many ejaculations in a short period of time.
"I'm in need of some Viagra, I'm pussy fried!"
by Mrs. Dickstruck September 5, 2017
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Flying Fried

To smoke marijuana while driving around aimlessly. The weed equivalent of a booze cruise.
"Btw, we are flying fried"
"oh fuck yeah"
by DINmofo June 9, 2009
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air fried

(Adj.) A term used to describe someone who has recently improved their appearance by toning up or dropping a few LB’s. The thinking behind this phrase is comparable to someone who could previously be thought of as deep fried chicken (heavy/greasy) but now appears to be more like air fried chicken (more healthy/light than before).
Example #1: Damn Amy, you’re looking air fried! Have you been hitting the gym?

Example #2: Ally how did you get so air fried? Are you doing those protein shakes as meal replacements or something different?

Example #3: Wow Julie! That 40-day no sugar cleanse has you lookin air fried!
by 2 FunnyAss Teacher Gals August 6, 2020
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