Fortnite

A random shooter game where everyone gotta kill people. Last one who survives gets that victory royale that doesn't mean anything. It's also the most fucking overrated game in 2018 history.

In school -
Teachers: People can be interested in books such as Fortnite.
Classmates: HOLY FUCK ITS FORTNITE OH MY GOD THE TEACHER SAID FORTNITE EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Can you shut the fuck up?

by hatto man October 4, 2018

Fortnite

A popular third person shooter game where thots try and play fortnite, men try to make money but poorly fail, and where kids play and get their first boner.

Why the fuck is my little brother watching fortnite porn?

by Im serious. December 27, 2018

Fortnite

A game popular in my school that everyone won't shut the fuck up about. It is commonly played by virgins.

Jimmy Virgins: hey dude wanna play fortnite?
Me: twist your neck virgin

by Fizzzyy July 26, 2019

Fortnite

A game that kills brain cells of anyone that plays or watches it.

Kid-can i play fortnite ?
Doctor-no you will become retarded

by Karka August 5, 2018

Fortnite

A battle royale game that has caused many gaming companies to put a battle royale mode of some kind into their games to dick ride the battle royale craze to drain its balls until they're the size of grape seeds. If you enjoy Fortnite, you're probably some edgy 13 year old, who smokes real shitty ditch weed, drinks more energy drinks than is healthy, and thinks doing Fortnite dances in public is cool. Oh, and you might have moderate to severe Autism if you enjoy Fortnite, which is basically Minecraft with guns, and golf carts

Friend: Hey, you wanna play Fortnite?
Me: You mean Fortshite? Thanks, but I'd like to keep my brain cells

by Morganfreemanisgod,dealwithit December 13, 2018

Fortnite

A curse put on selective kids between the ages of 11-17 that symbolize eternal virginity, and a loss of the chance to ever perform intercourse with a woman until the end of your days.

Jimmy: Oh hey Mark, play any Fortnite over the weekend?
Mark: Ew no get away virgin *pulls out crucifix*

by Dalias_Blake445 October 22, 2018

fortnite

Retarded

Adult: “YOU PLAY FORTNITE THEREFORE YOU ARE RETARDED!”

Kid: “The frick frack dad.”

by FUCKMEDADDYANDMAKEMECUMMMMM March 29, 2019