Feeding The Squirrel

Masturbating.

When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.

Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"

by SMac89 December 21, 2010

Feeding Frenzy

Any gathering of 3 or more feed bags in one area at the same time.

At lunch today, there was a feeding frenzy going on in the cafeteria.

by acidicmynd April 10, 2011

Feeding the unicorn

When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!

Do you like feeding the unicorn?

by Fukn paul March 11, 2017

Feed the pigs

To have a large crap. Stems from the design of many rural Indian toilets which are located over pig sty's.

I'm off to feed the pigs!
That was a huge curry! The pigs will be happy!

by pig farmer November 19, 2007

goat feed

What you get when you go to the 'hood and think you're buying weed from some homie and you end up getting fleeced.

Dude, I just bought a sack off this dude and it was goat feed.

by lilmama July 4, 2005

Feed the cat

When you allow your person to treat you like Shit to get closer to the cat.

Feed the cat

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 28, 2020

Feeding the Birds

A solo sexual practice wherein the subject (traditionally male) vomits onto his own genitalia for use as a lubricant.

“Where the fuck is frank?”
“I think he’s in the bathroom feeding the birds”

by MrOCD October 16, 2019