Félix

The fuckboy that wants to fuck boys

Person 1: félix is becoming a fuckboy, he is at the fuckboy basketball hoop
Person 2: yet he wants to fuck boys
Conclusion : félix is a fuckboy that wants to fuck boys

by Valerie1 May 30, 2019

Felix

Felix, a girl who shatters mirrors when looking into them because she is so ugly. Although she tries her hardest she always fucks up and hurts people. She's stuck in 2008 and can't take selfies for the life of her. Best if you avoid any girls called Felix because they'll just waste your time and make you feel like shit.

You're such a Felix

by Deadontheinsideandout October 9, 2018

Felix

A kid or adult that collects action figures such as funko pops. A “Felix” also probably likes roblox and Fortnite and probably had an online girlfriend once!

Person 1: I saw Felix online dating on roblox

Person 2: ewww that’s nasty

by TheEggMaster8 July 21, 2019

Stinky Felix National Park

Pejorative reference to Eagle Rock, California (a suburb of Los Angeles formerly known for its largely lower-middle-class Latino population). Derivation unknown, although perhaps related to Yosemite Drive, a major thoroughfare bisecting the area.

I was lucky to get out alive when my car broke down in the middle of Stinky Felix National Park.

by Xavier Z September 16, 2008

Felix

Ugly peecat

Felix just peed in my sock drawer

by FigaroIsBwtter January 23, 2019

thank you felix

An expression used when something good happens, as if to thank "Felix" for allowing such an act.

Origin: A magical potion "Felix Felicis" from the book serious Harry Potter in which the drinker becomes infanitly lucky.

If a card you needed while playing poker were to be flipped on the river you would say "Thank you Felix"

by Huck Flynn March 11, 2007

Felix

One who possess the smallest penis known to earth. Also known as a micro penis. Felix enjoys the warmth of another man's breathe behind his neck.

My gay lover enjoys a good Felix.

by Looongcock February 22, 2018