dusty moustache

1) (adjective) when, a day or so after shaving,a person has the very faintest of hairs growing through on the upper lip, not enough to call a real moustache, but too noticeable not to have its own name.

2) (verb) to give someone a dusty moustache: a dusty moustache is given by someone who has not wiped their bum after going to the toilet for several days, the poo becomes crusty, and when farted on to the face of an unsuspecting sleeping victim, creates a moustache made of poo dust across the receivers upper lip

3) (noun) gwen stefani

1) i understand it took howard moon one month to grow that dusty moustache

2) dave and terry were returning from reading festival where they had had a lot of fun, but run out of toilet roll, terry fell asleep on the train and dave thought it would be funny to give him a dusty moustache

3) speaks for itself really.. gwen stefani is made of crusty poo

by seanymcsean November 22, 2006

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Get the dusty moustachemug.

Dusty dick

When you put it in an old lady

Tim: yo I fucked Marge.

Phil: nigga you got that old puss

Tim:she’s only 76
Phil: bro you got dusty dick now. Prolly look like baby powder on that shit.

by Boys ain’t shit May 29, 2018

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