Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

derping

scared and coughing

"See? All that derping for nothing." -CallMeKevin

by dawnlemon December 3, 2020

dick derp

When one takes a dick pic on Snapchat and makes a person out of his penis with emojis and drawings on it.

I got bored so I started to dick derp on Snapchat.

by dezertwhore April 9, 2017

King of Derp

KV-2

From hell does Stalin guide its shells once the King of Derp orders and enemy to shut up and die. It doesn't matter if the King is rolling or patiently aiming; Stalin's will is the only thing the KV-2 needs to TEAR NAZI TANKS APART.

by SomeStupidGuyBehindAComputer December 22, 2018

Derp

A person that gives off dweeb energy. A mix of a dweeb, geek, and a dork.

Men- Derp
Women- Derpette

Why does that guy walk like that? He’s such a DERP.

by mobamba3000 February 1, 2024

Derp

A goof, someone stupid or rather tarded.

Friend: Why are you being such a derp.
Me: Uwhahuwhwhuahw
Friend: I’m glad that brick hit you.

by Ekishier May 29, 2022

Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers May 27, 2012