hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

slurp or derp

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.

Does your girl slurp or derp?

by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant February 28, 2017

Derp

Sillyness, stupidness, Weirdness, crazyness,

A slightly Dumb person being weird and silly in any way possible.

Randomness, Dorkyness.

I Saw Hannah The Other Day!

Really What Was She Doing?

Eh, Just Derping Around.

by McDerpz March 6, 2017

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016

Derp

to waste time; doing anything and everything unproductive; piddlin' around

I was locked out of my apartment so I just derped around town until my roommate got home.

by Yamahm June 19, 2016

derp

Derp is what an irrational debater says when confronted with irrefutable logic.

Tony: The illusion of a god functions just the same way like a non-oberservable god.
John: Derp.

by Steven George June 16, 2016

derp

An internet slang word used to describe a stupid or foolish person.

OMGOMGOOMG Randomuser456 is such a derp in minecraft he only mines wih a deadbush.

by cutecubes June 14, 2016