Dick Destroying December

The month following No Nut November where you would masturbate a certain amount of times day directly correlating to the day of the month.

Holy shit, its its Dick Destroying December, there's no way I can masturbate 31 times on 31st!

by Mcdatty November 14, 2017

December 8

The day the legend Juice WRLD passed away :(

Jeff : what day is it?
Mike : december 8th
Jeff : wow juice wrld died on this day :(

by rockkilla69 December 8, 2019

December 9

Slap your friend over 5”4

It’s December 9 slap him!

by Yokonii7879 November 9, 2019

december 3

december third comes from the song “heather” by conan gray. specifically, the lyrics are, “i still remember, the third of december, me in your sweater..” and so on. on this day your s/o is supposed to give you their sweater to represent this song. this will never happen to me, someone love me. please.

s/o: here’s my sweater, it’s december 3rd.
you: ty :)
s/o: it looks better on you than it does me :,)

by meadowisunavailable December 2, 2020

December 3rd

National skipping school day

everyone has to skip school on December 3rd

by hibuddyitsme December 2, 2019

December 15th

If you were born on this day you are real one, have big dick energy, and tend to be cool af.

P1: Max has big dick energy and is cooool af
P2: I'm pretty sure he was born on December 15th

by AMANOFTRUTH October 17, 2019

december 24

if you were born on this day you are the most precious and smolest bean on the fuck planet; oh and youre also maried to harry styles ;) YEAH YOU LOUIS TOMLINSON

whens your birthday?

- december 24 why?

oh well it says here youre married to harry styles?

- do i LOOK as gorgeous as louis tomlinson????

by im high on larry🥴 October 26, 2019