daily dickage

1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week

Brenda's daily dickage is very low because she rarely had sex with her husband (don't get married).

by OGmud June 23, 2015

dablet

someone who can't dab or is bad at dabbing

tom: *dabs poorly*
another white guy called tom: YO THIS BOY A DABLET

by arealassmofo October 28, 2018

daiel

sorry i spelt the name wrong lol ... urban wont let me post this im supposed to be in class... and it wont let me leave

daiel- wow

by godslefttitteismyinsta October 21, 2020

chinese daily special

A Chinese Daily Special is a sex act that can be exclusively performed in a threesome with two girls. The two girls lay on top of each other with their pussies touching (this is where the act gets its name), and then the male inserts his dick between them. He then thrusts until he blows a fat load over both of the girls chests and faces. No one performing actually has to be Chinese. This cannot be replicated with two men, but can be with two slices of well mayo-ed bread.

Friend: Dude, after the party I got Sara to blow me.
Me: That’s nothing, I got Jen and Julia to give me a Chinese Daily Special!

by Your Bitches Main Bitch October 23, 2017

chelsea daigle

The extreme of bagels. She is kind, courteous, quirky and fun. She knows your limits and understands how you work. There is no one quite like her. When you run into a dilemma, she will be able to find an enlightening way to lift your spirits while coming to the solution. You would be the luckiest person on Earth if you were friends with a girl like this

I am friends with Chelsea Daigle. She is the best. I was having a bad day yesterday and she knew exactly how to cheer me up.

by EmStar* May 25, 2018

The Daily Beatdown

The daily beatdown is what you are required to do that you do not want to do, for most likely 6-8 (or more) odd hours in the day. This ranges from being a student and taking stupid bullshit classes, to maybe working a cash register and checking out stupid people who don't understand why their veterans discount doesn't apply to Haines briefs, to also maybe waiting tables at some shitty restaurant so you can make ends meet and repeat the same undesired process for the same undesired results. Not to mention you have to wake up in the morning to an alarm that is clearly your enemy at an unfavorable time. This is the daily beatdown.

Example A

"Hey how was school today?"

"Ugh the daily beatdown was horrible today. I have so much homework I won't be able to enjoy the nice weather today, and if I don't do it I won't get to pick which college I go to."

Example B

"My soup is cold"
"Um ma'am this soup is served cold."
"Well heat it up will ya?? I've been waiting five minutes for my food and I haven't eaten all day!! Some service???"

This, is the daily beatdown.

by Space Wrangler May 9, 2020

daddy dailhou

fucking creep. favourite things include:
looking under girls skirts
touching young children
fucking fellow teachers
being a creep

'omg daddy dailhou fucked her in the mangroves'

by mr trouts pointy tits October 18, 2020