Shower Dodge

The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.

My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.

by WeeSnaw1337 March 9, 2010

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safety dodge

Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.

Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"

Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"

Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."

Tim: "Good thinkin!"

by CupricCow October 9, 2011

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by Dope ass dude September 28, 2018

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Dodge List

A list of males or females that shouldn’t be considered for a relationship of any kind. Usually someone that cheats, has an STD, or gives off really bad vibes.

John actually went for someone on the dodge list? He must be desperate.

by FratDefs February 2, 2020

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Dodge Delete

To remove the only quality part of a Dodge, a Cummins engine, and transplant it into a worthy chassis. Usually a 2003-2009 or a 1992 or older Ford.

"Dude, you've sunk enough into your 6 point blow. It's time for a Dodge delete."

Or,

"Wow, a 5.9 Cummins! To bad. You didn't get it with the Dodge delete."

by Mickey Behr August 27, 2022

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