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Dodge

When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.
Geronimo: "You are a fucking fatass"
Cark: "Dodge"
by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023
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Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!
by bitchuck May 25, 2025
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Dodge’s Law

the idea that the darker a person is, the more they will yearn to own a dodge charger one day.
“I saw a black guy in a dodge charger yesterday, not surprised, dodge’s law never fails.”
by Erarr October 7, 2023
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Dodge Delete

To remove the only quality part of a Dodge, a Cummins engine, and transplant it into a worthy chassis. Usually a 2003-2009 or a 1992 or older Ford.
"Dude, you've sunk enough into your 6 point blow. It's time for a Dodge delete."

Or,

"Wow, a 5.9 Cummins! To bad. You didn't get it with the Dodge delete."
by Mickey Behr August 27, 2022
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DODGE-master

Holy cow, did you see that animal?
It wasn't an animal bobby, it was a DODGE-master
by paulimal September 28, 2003
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Dodging

The action of purchasing at a low cost, and proceeding to resell for a high price.
My friend is dodging me when I could buy that for retail at the store.
by Meepmorpzorp March 7, 2022
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shannon dodging

A girl creating blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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