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shannon dodging

A girl making blasphemous excuses not to hangout with her boyfriend
bro why is she shannon dodging
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
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Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.
This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!
by bitchuck May 25, 2025
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Dodge Douche

Oblivious, self centered, hat wearing, drives too fast, tailgating, loser who gets his identity through a truck. Almost always a Dodge Ram. They're like a cult.
I heard that Bob got pulled over for DUI. He was going 140 in a 55 zone, tailgating an Asian woman, swearing, honking and throwing high beams while drunk. Bob is your protoypical Dodge Douce.

I saw Steve cat calling a fat girl at the bar. Ya, he's such a Dodge Douche.

Q: Who's more of a douchebag, Brock with the manbun or Jim with the Dodge Ram?

A: it's impossible to be more of a douchbag than anyone with a manbun, EXCEPT if you drive a Dodge Ram. Jim with the Ram wins. No douche like a Dodge Douche.
by BSBoss November 21, 2024
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Train Dodge

When someone avoids hanging out with an overtly bitchy person.
Hey there Maria, good job on that train dodge! That cunt Beth just wouldn’t leave”
by Poopmaster63 July 14, 2019
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Wise Dodge

Term brought into fruition by SyndicateNA on the server 2b2t.org, the term made its way into the Vanilla Crystal PvP community in Late 2020 and was later instated as the usual go to bait method for retarded newfags within the Minecraft PvP Community attempting to lure out a 1v1 with a player who is typically much better than them.
random newfag: "1v1 me lol ur dogshit"
Tier 2 PvPer: "No"
random newfag: "wise dodge shitter"
by The_Antagonist August 17, 2024
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Dodge

The police decided the Harold was dodge
by Cookieslice May 10, 2021
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Curry Dodging

The act of refusing curry from your Indian parents for the fifth time in a row and sneaking downstairs to find some real English food.
I’m great at curry dodging

I curry dodged last night
by currydodger69 May 3, 2018
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