Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.
Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"
Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"
Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."
Tim: "Good thinkin!"
Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"
Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."
Tim: "Good thinkin!"
by CupricCow October 09, 2011
by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
by BIGGÆ123 August 12, 2019
When someone verbally or physically attacks you, you can say dodge to negate those attacks. If someone punches you and gives you a bloody nose, you will suffer injuries untill you say dodge, when you say dodge, your injuries are fully reversed. The dodge ability can only be given out by a special dodge master, and only 3 people possess this power.
by decapitationnationsixty-nine January 19, 2023
A man you find in a Darwin stripe club smoking lounge, usually missing a couple teeth and balding very badly. He’ll continue to stay in your memory for life until you finally see him somewhere and regain contact.
by Jhshahy 35 May 28, 2025
A list of males or females that shouldn’t be considered for a relationship of any kind. Usually someone that cheats, has an STD, or gives off really bad vibes.
by FratDefs February 02, 2020