clockblock

when you ask for the time and someone refuses to tell you.

you: hey can i get the time sweenykins?

sweenykins: absolutly not!

you: what a clockblocker

by james.p. November 3, 2011

clockblock

When the coworker that's supposed to take over your shift shows up early and gives you the impression that you're almost off, when in reality you still have x amount of time till you can clock out.

"Ugh, why'd they have to get here half an hour early? I just got clockblocked."

by t5kt5k May 27, 2013

corkblocker

Someone who gets in the way from drinking your wine

Shit, my kid is such a corkblocker

by Cafm90 September 14, 2016

Clockblock

The premature end of a wonderful romantic/sexual dream due to the sound of an alarm clock.

After seven years of unrequited lust, I had just started making out with Lauren when my alarm went off... yanking me back into the cruel, sexless real world via the ultimate clockblock.

by Killermeteor99 October 2, 2016

cockalockin

To walk around a bar or club trying to pick up women

Blaze picked her up last night while he was out cockalockin

by Soonerborn75 May 26, 2016

ClockBlocked

When you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are in different time zones

I totally got clockblocked last night

by ayyy420666 April 18, 2018

Cockablockalitis

Cock blocker

That woman has a severe case of cockablockalitis.

by Penis blocker September 28, 2017