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clockblock

when you ask for the time and someone refuses to tell you.
you: hey can i get the time sweenykins?

sweenykins: absolutly not!

you: what a clockblocker
by james.p. November 3, 2011
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clockblock

When the coworker that's supposed to take over your shift shows up early and gives you the impression that you're almost off, when in reality you still have x amount of time till you can clock out.
"Ugh, why'd they have to get here half an hour early? I just got clockblocked."
by t5kt5k May 27, 2013
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corkblocker

Someone who gets in the way from drinking your wine
Shit, my kid is such a corkblocker
by Cafm90 September 14, 2016
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Clockblock

The premature end of a wonderful romantic/sexual dream due to the sound of an alarm clock.
After seven years of unrequited lust, I had just started making out with Lauren when my alarm went off... yanking me back into the cruel, sexless real world via the ultimate clockblock.
by Killermeteor99 October 2, 2016
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cockalockin

To walk around a bar or club trying to pick up women
Blaze picked her up last night while he was out cockalockin
by Soonerborn75 May 26, 2016
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ClockBlocked

When you and your boyfriend/girlfriend are in different time zones
I totally got clockblocked last night
by ayyy420666 April 18, 2018
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Cockablockalitis

That woman has a severe case of cockablockalitis.
by Penis blocker September 28, 2017
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