Ice cream churner sex is the act of banging a new mother in the doggystyle position while reaching underneath and milking her lactating tits in to a bucket. After you blow your load on her back, you take the bucket and churn her breast milk with ice to make fresh ice cream which you then promptly eat out of the crack of her ass.
Since Louisa gave birth her boobs have been so big and awesome looking filled up with milk! I threw her down last night and enjoyed some ice cream churner sex!
by Whack-O February 14, 2012
Get the Ice Cream Churner Sexmug. Used when someone does something amazing, and you reply saying this. Used as a compliment in reply to someone doing something epic.
by Hallash96 September 14, 2011
Get the You Deserve Ice-Creammug. by truegrit__ May 7, 2020
Get the Big Gay Ice Creammug. When someone the opposite sex gives hand releif to an individual after having put there hand in any kind of Ice Cream. (ICHJ) for short.
There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)
There is also an Ice Cream Rim Job (ICRJ)
Guy- "omg i could go for a hand job right now but my dick is sun burnt"
Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"
Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"
Girl- "how about i dip my hand in this ben and jerrys and give you an Ice Cream Hand Job"
Guy- " YEAH BUDDY"
by BGeezy29 April 10, 2011
Get the Ice Cream Hand Jobmug. A threesome with a black person on the top, a white person in the middle, and a black person at the bottom.
"Hey Tyrone, wanna make an ice cream sandwich with my white girlfriend Sasha?"
"Yeah man I love ice cream sandwiches! I--oh."
"Yeah man I love ice cream sandwiches! I--oh."
by Scarrry November 1, 2020
Get the ice cream sandwichmug. Perfectly pillowy mochi balls filled with milky, melty ice cream. It's basically a mouthboggling mouthgasm of chewy and creamy textures. Found in a purpinkle box in the freezer section of any grocery store.
by always sl3epin April 7, 2021
Get the My/Mochi Ice Creammug. Used to describe a bland uneventful person. Much like the flavor of ice cream this person lacks excitement, but in their life. Usual causes include; holding a stable job, having children and being involved, having good mental health, having stable relationships. This state of being, frankly, lacks flavor.
After I told my brother in-law that the only thing he had ever given his children is diabetes he called me a vanilla ice cream cone.
by PnBOX November 11, 2021
Get the vanilla ice cream conemug.