cow tapping

The act of having intercourse with woman who weighs more than 300 lbs. Commonly cow tapper's travel from bar to bar, and pray on unsuspecting drunken fat hoes. It is generally frowned upon in today society, but as the saying goes, "fat bitches need lovin too"
John went to the bar and found plenty of livestock for his cow tapping to begin.
by F L November 03, 2006
Get the cow tapping mug.

Cow Cumming

When a girl has an intense orgasm and squirts her cum out in the same style as a cow squirting milk.
My girl and I were fucking so good man she was cow cumming all over the place!
by Sexcgyal April 23, 2010
Get the Cow Cumming mug.

Bape Cow

Although no one knows what a Bape Cow is, it is known that if you see a Bape Cow in it's true form, you will die within the next 100 years. Bape Cows don't know that they're Bape Cows, because they think they're lemons.

There are good Bape Cows and bad Bape Cows. No one can tell whether or not a Bape Cow is good or bad.

Bape Cows are often seen with ragons, they're trusty steeds.

Huntin Bape Cows is a common hobby, though Bape Cow hunting enthusiasts often keep they're hobby a secret or within their group due to the lack of belief in Bape Cows.

If one asks, "What is a Bape Cow?" The only proper answer is, "I don't know. What is a Bape Cow?"
What's a Bape Cow?
by Golden Sculpie September 14, 2009
Get the Bape Cow mug.

cow knuckle

just like a camel toe...but on a MUCH BIGGER scale, appropriately used for the BIG girlz you know...
damn...that girl dont got camel toes, she got COW KNUCKLE!
by FREEK January 06, 2005
Get the cow knuckle mug.

moo cow

What little kids call cows
by psycho bitch February 24, 2004
Get the moo cow mug.

moo cow

a different type of cow than other types. first off, its also known as a dairy cow, and therefore makes milk. secondly, it is white with black blobs all over it. and finally, it moos. no durrr.
in the california cheese commercials, there are two different cows: the weeny longhorn males, and the kickass moo cows.

longhorn: neahhhhrrrrrr
moo cow:moo
longhorn:moo
moo cow: stfu, u ffing poser! u aint got no blobs on u! u aint got no rites to moo! MOO!
by lil smartass wigga September 10, 2006
Get the moo cow mug.

dumb cow

1.an individual that is mentally incapable of applying common sense in every day issues.
2. a fat ass dumb biotch
1. this costumer is such a dumb cow.

2. Brenda is a dumb cow
by lildwinemonster September 20, 2010
Get the dumb cow mug.