Cosmetology

Ology for people who don't like ology. Kind of like computerology, only more stupid stuff that no one uses.

I study cosmetology so I have no friends.

by C. Frey July 31, 2006

Cosmic Sweater

Before having sex, a woman eats as much food, mostly colorful foods. Afterwords the woman deep throats her partners cock as far back as she possibly can until she gags and pukes all over his body. Thus creating a "cosmic sweater".

I'm really into fruity cereals and weird fetishes and shit, so I convinced my girlfriend to give me a cosmic sweater.

by bjb5879 April 25, 2011

cosmic sweater

Before performing intercourse, the male consumes vast amounts of colorful breakfast cereal. Once intercourse is complete, the female punches the male in the stomach, making him vomit cereal all over her chest, creating a "cosmic sweater."

My girlfriend is really into Froot Loops, so we tried something new. I gave her a cosmic sweater.

by raphenzie December 14, 2008

Comcasm

An intense, lengthy period of incompetence. Stemming from Comcast Cable Corp.'s awesome ability to blow balls and have 15-20% downtime. Comcast offers a shitty service that works at it's advertised speed around 30-40% of the time, despite their recent price increases. Fuck Comcast.

"Dude my modem had a Comcasm and my internet was out for 3 days."

by comcastblows December 25, 2008

cosmically orgasmical

Cosmically orgasmical;1. a magical, out of this world orgasm. 2. relating to anything in which an orgasm may occur; food/eating; sexual relations; drinks; sports; books/reading; television; slapping; hitting; punching; choking; badminton and chess

"Wow, that bagel, egg and cheese bagel was cosmically orgasmical. I think I soiled my pantaloons."

"That chick's breasticles are cosmically orgasmical."

"Did you see how Rick shot that zombie through the other zombie while other zombies watched?

--Yea, it was cosmically orgasmical."

by PAdubs October 18, 2013

Comcast

Hell' s basement

Comcast fucking sucks

by United Fed October 6, 2018

Cosmic-19

A internet fad that is very loved and should be respected

“We love cosmic-19 in this household”

by Fad October 17, 2020