Concrete Blonde

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.

"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."

by trendelz August 13, 2012

Coburnated

Telling a joke in a way that makes it not funny

That joke has been coburnated.

by MikeWasHere May 18, 2010

concragulate

ghetto, crap spelling for "congratulate."

yo man, ah jus' wanna concragulate you on yo GED!

by Back MaryLand August 26, 2005

concreak

Slang for concrete, hard, tough

That booty is concreak, said the Puerto Rican from Brooklyn

by Oscaro August 31, 2007

Johnny Concrete

Someone who thinks they are hard and can beat anyone up when they turn out to be a sissy who couldn't beat an egg.

"Wow step back lads Johnny Concrete coming through ere Sorry ard mate"

by Josh Kelly October 30, 2007

Johnny concrete

UK slang: Sometimes called 'Ten Men' or 'Billy Big Bollocks' Is an unconfident male who's only asset is their physical size. They use bravado to hide their inadequacies as a male. However many suffer from the human variant of 'small dog syndrome' and are in fact smaller in stature than they believe themselves to be. They waste money watching pay per view Boxing matches and MMA fighting on Sky Sports and delude themselves into believing they can do it. Because they are emotionally immature they are most aggressive watching such crap in pubs with their equally dumbass friends whilst of their bonce on coke. Tellingly will only bully other males they believe are weak. Typically a coward. If someone half their size stands up to them there's a good chance they'll have their ass beat or will back down. They'll make a lot of noise to get your attention so you look over to give them an avenue to make eye contact so they can instigate a confrontation for looking at them.

Oy!! Are you looking at my ex girlfriends sisters pint!!!

Ignore the prick he's just being a Johnny concrete.

by Melloj1 September 2, 2021

conurbation

Conurbation....is when Trumpster says the Covid numbers are going down when they are going up, and we are “rounding the conur” then you use the word conurbation because the curve he is referring to is a continuous corkscrew curve which means when all curves are finally rounded “everyone is screwwed!”

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The Trumpster is the ‘master Of conurbation, and he wants you to master conurbation too until you are completely wine and dined and screwed!

by The Ed Win October 24, 2020