Afghan dog collar

While in missionary with a girl grab her neck with both hands, pull out hover over her chest. Proceed to scream Allah Akbar and drop a steamy dump on her.

Was with some raunchy chick last night when we got home from the bar I gave her a nice afghan dog collar.

by Dr.duckbutter November 23, 2024

pig on a collar

A Frankenstein-type physical monstrosity that no one has ever seen before.

A binoculared pig is not a pig on a collar.

by Sexydimma March 27, 2017

Wet collar crime

Being an illegal alien and doing things like having stolen social security card. Fake workpapers et Federer.

Instead of building a wall they could prosecute all the wet collar crimes going on

by sphixster December 14, 2023

Collared Shirt

A Condom

Hope you're bringing your collared shirt into the VIP room bro!

Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!

by vdub4motion March 17, 2023

White Collar Compound Interest

The exponential growth from positive professional experiences and jobs that grow over the years.

Warren: So cool you got this great new job from a contact you made almost 20 years ago.

Bruce: Ya, I met her at a networking event in 2006 right after my first promotion to get invited a trade show she hosted. Love that we stayed in touch and she recommended me for this role.

Warren: That's White Collar Compound Interest paying off, Brosef.

by Mike109999 September 2, 2023

gag collar

is used to make someone gag usually used during sex

Dude 1: Alexandra got a gag collar and made me put it on her, she gaged so much it became her favorite toy!

Dude2: woah- that's kinda sus I'd just use a dildo!

by Conan likes dick June 9, 2021

Brown Collar

A person who works in DEI, race and LGBTQ politics. Primarily public employee bureaucrats in education and local/state/federal governments. Parasites and bottom feeders.

Brown collar jobs have become so prevalent that other university departments have had budgets reduced to the point that they can't staff enough actual teachers.

by anyotherduck February 10, 2024