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chelsea

hey chelsea
did you just call me a whore?
by violetmathew December 14, 2022
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chelsea mudpie

the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
by jdwag59 January 2, 2023
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Chelsea

Chelsea is a fat neek
by StonerT420 October 21, 2020
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Chelsea Followell

all a round out going person. usually has brown hair and brown eyes. she knows how to handle herself. and is always nice when she needs to be. she is very beastly and sexy. she is very smart. she knows how to make you laugh and at first is very shy.she is not afraid to woop some butt and get loud. she loves to cook and its always tastey no matter what. she is a party animal and loves to dance. chelsea is like no other.
fun smart sexy sweet nice repesctful out going chelsea followell
by Dontmesswithme95 October 26, 2010
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Chelsea special

A steaming pile induced by alcohol and thai food. The result is very messy and requires numerous sprays of air freshener to mask its odor. Basking in the aroma of ones own chelsea special for a prolonged period of time may be hazardous to your health. It is recomended never to combine a chelsea special with a hot shower. If this mistake is made, simply saturate with tomato paste. Early symptoms of chelsea special may include rank seepage and/or sprayage and stomach agony.
Dude, I feel a chelsea special approaching!
Chelsea is calling.
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!
by E-Werb & Cdizzle December 14, 2008
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Stinky Chelsea

When one man is sucking another man’s penis and the man who’s penis is being sucked upon, suddenly shoves the other man’s face into his butthole and lets out an extremely wet fart.
Bro I gave Jason a Stinky Chelsea last night. He woke up with pink eye.
by Coinmussel October 14, 2024
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