Capslockian

One who reinforces the severity of their written message - usually in the body of an email - through the use of capital lettering.

I just got an email from my boss: FINISH THAT REPORT BY FRIDAY! What a capslockian.

Morrie: DID YOU SEE THAT RADIOHEAD TICKETS GO ON SALE TOMORROW?
Phyllis: Ok, capslockian. Take some down time!

by Ryan Connolly & Ryan Diduck January 6, 2008

chapsquid

when a person of 90 years or older glues them self to a sybian for pleasure cause their wife/husband wont plow them because their playing Keno at scotsdale mall for hours at a time.

where the hell is my husband?. fuck this im going to chapsquid for a few hours.

by pludonkey July 21, 2009

capslockalypse

Talking in all caps lock or an extended period of time, without interruption.

Alternate spelling of capslocalypse.

Sandra: I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT
Sandra: TAKE IT
Sandra: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL YOUR SLEEVES UP
Eddie: I'm 12 years old, what is this?
Adam: A capslockalypse.

by prollygon July 7, 2011

Clapsexual

The clapsexuals are a very special type of sexual deviants, specializing in having sex with anthropomorphic ponies (generally My Little Pony characters). Since MLP ponies do not exist in the real world, clapsexuals are fucking plush toys merchandise. Do not be confused, this group is NOT composed of children, but grown males! Yes, those are grown men, obsessed with fucking juvenile characters from a children's TV show!

- Do you think I can hook up with Jimmy over there?
- Havent you heard? He is clapsexual! Hes got like 10 Rainbow Dash dolls and he fucks them every day!
- This is sick!

by Enclave Razorback August 8, 2016

chapstix

A white dood who gets followed to music by a cheeky little bugger named Mimin.

Yo look it’s Mimin following Chapstix to music

by Naziaf Demha November 17, 2018

capster

someone who lies as full time job

did you see katie’s story ? she’s always lying what a capster

by rachel.runs07 October 18, 2020

ghetto caps

Over-the-top acrylic nails. Can be:
-Obnoxious color
-Typically some form of french manicure
-Really long and/or thick
-Weird patterns
Usually only seen on ghetto/low-class folk. They're like a status symbol for them.

Dang, Stacy, look at that trick and her massive ghetto caps. Talk about tacky.

by miss-spock! June 19, 2011