ass cafe

A gay coffee shop

"I'm gay and horny, I should make a stop off at the ass cafe"

by StinkyPantz December 14, 2010

pussy cafe

1. where horny, rich and desperate single/unhappily married men go to have sex with prostitutes.

also known as whorehouse or brothel

2. showrooms in developed and trendy asian countries where many cute and adorable cats are pampered in luxury for the public to visit.

1.
Peter the Cheater: hey babe, im fukn hungry down here.
im gna go head off to the pussy cafe for a quick munch.

Naive abused girlfriend: Ohh ok, can i come too? im hungry too.

Peter the Cheater: No, bitch make me a sandwich for when i get back.

Naive abused girlfriend: but i thought u were going out for some food?

Peter the Cheater: Yeah i love you too, bye!

*runs*

2.

Natalie: I just wana go to Japan, i hear they got the best pussy cafes there. They all look so gorgeous and pretty!!

Tony: ..... yayer lets go!!!

by innocent_monkey_boy69 November 9, 2010

City Cafe Diner

n. A poorly decorated Georgia Tech-area restaurant with insanely bright neon lights on the inside and a staff of absolute bitch waitresses.

What's open near here? Oh fuck, all we've got tonight is the City Cafe Diner.

by perry s. September 7, 2005

catbee

an inside joke

person 1: what did he say?

person 2: don't worry its a catbee

by Harrisoncatbee10 April 26, 2010

CAFer

One who participates in Catholic Answers Forum. First three letters must be capitalized or the meaning is ... different.

Those CAFers will debate anything.

by Ghym G. November 19, 2010

cafe world

Game played mostly by old house wifes who have nothing better to do with their life. Also played by those who can't cook in real life. The game invloves cooking fake food and being back on the computer at a set time to be sure the food doesn't spoil. It is the most pointless game on the internet.

Laura, you've been playing cafe world for 6 hours. GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMPUTER!

But my food goes off in 55 minuets.

by troutkiller3936 January 10, 2010

cafe racer

A derogatory, European name, used to describe an Isle of Man Time Trial (TT) wannabee, who instead rides his motorcycle from cafe to cafe (bar to bar) and brags about his riding prowess (or lack there of)

Frank is such a douce bag cafe racer. He gets on that little bike of his, goes bar hoping, and lies about motorcycle races that he's never actually been in.

by notacaferacer July 24, 2015